I was just remembering what weird games my sisters and I have played during our awesome farming summers over the years. One of my personal favorites is "Swedish fighting the French". It is a game I invented some years back, in sixth grade I think. The name is a weird one, but so is the game. Explanation: my father is 100% Swedish American, and so the children (that would be me just in case you were wondering) by nature are very loyal to Sweden. So this is how the game goes: we are the Swedish, and our parents are the French. We are at war with each other, Daddy being the King of France and Ericka being the Queen of Sweden ( I did have a name tag that said 'King Kristina' and yes I know women are not 'kings' but I was a major feminist when I was in the sixth grade). So we would sit in the treehouse that overlooks our cattle yard and give commands to our 'troops' the steers. One day the 'French' came outside with water balloons. We climbed from our 'fort' and, singing our Swedish battle song ( I wrote it and it had several stanzas. I still have it memorized, no kidding) , were bombed terribly but not before retreating to a tree. So if you were at my house that day, you would have seen two adults throwing water balloons at four children in a tree, who were all screaming like girls. ( : Another game we played was that America, France, and England were at war, except this time the CHICKENS were the soldiers, not us. So, Eliza, Shannah, and I would go into the chicken pen and put all the red chickens ( Americans) in the barn, the black chickens ( British) in one side of the pen and the buff chickens ( French) in the other side of the pen. We guarded them so they wouldn't go out of their 'country'. Then we would yell, " France and England at war!!!" and would let the according chickens 'fight'. Of course they didn't fight, they just 'invaded' the 'opposing territories'. After the allotted time for 'invasion' was up, we counted how many French chickens were in the British territories, and so on and so forth. We really play like a bunch of girls, don't we?
So, out Swedish Battle song went something like this: (Chorus is yelled with much waving of sticks, stanzas are sung)
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Swedish Fighting The French
WE ARE THE SWEDISH
FIGHTING THE FRENCH!
SO IF YOU'RE FRENCH,
YOU'D BETTER GIVE UP!
CUZ WE'RE MARCHING ON TO VIC'TRY!
When the Captain of the hold
Sees a Swedish, he throws down the ladder,
But when he sees a Frenchman,
He draws his sword!
CHORUS
Bridge: For God, for Country, for Sweden, for Youth! (x10)
CHORUS
All hail King Kristina! All hail King Kristina! (x6)
CHORUS
CHORUS
BRIDGE
CHORUS
(Battle Cry)
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My parents were sooo sick of that song!!!!!
I wonder why!